Wetherspoons

Writing Wrongs

Lifestyle magazine, Vice, recently complained that the Edinburgh café where JK Rowling famously wrote her Harry Potter stories has become an ugly tourist attraction where people dressed as wizards congregate in awe and worship.As someone who has written 20 funny… Read More ›

Doormen

After some Saturday evening shopping with the girlfriend, we decided to go directly to Wetherspoons.Outside, 5 Doormen carried out a bag check. In my girlfriend’s bag were a new pack of stockings which we could’ve used to pull over our… Read More ›

CCTV

Many councils across England are reducing the number of CCTV cameras because of financial cutbacks. Some have failed to capture a single crime.As a small child, I would often steal 11p Airfix paint pots from Woolworth’s.Over time I must have… Read More ›