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• Halloween Never Ends

  By therusswriter on 8th Aug 2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Universal recently confirmed the release in October of a new Halloween film, Halloween Ends. This will be the 13th Halloween instalment and is widely looked forward to, probably because people are now hoping it is the actual end. In previous… Read More ›

• Chairgate

  By therusswriter on 1st Jul 2022 • ( 0 )

  

  I had arranged to meet my lad in a neighbouring town after he had finished work to go to the cinema together. I decided to get to the town early by train so as I could have a mooch around…. Read More ›

• Rubbish Coastal Town

  By therusswriter on 23rd Jun 2022 • ( 0 )

  

  I arrive in the rubbish coastal town with no train ticket check (Standard). Coming out of the station, I can see the sea. It’s apparent nearness is deceptive, it’s a ten minute walk down a hill. At the front, I… Read More ›

• Being A Dad

  By therusswriter on 22nd Oct 2021 • ( 0 )

  

  I’m looking forward to seeing my lad today. With all due respect to all my other family and friends, he is the most important person in my life and, if I achieve nothing else in my entire life (That’s going… Read More ›

• Application! Application! Application!

  By therusswriter on 22nd Oct 2021 • ( 0 )

  

  I have a computer – not like the big one I wanted from The Time Tunnel, slightly smaller – but nonetheless I have one and, in normal land, this would be great. But I don’t live in normal land with… Read More ›

• The Angry Self Service Checkout

  By therusswriter on 21st Oct 2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Tesco have recently opened its first checkout free store in London. Anyone with the Tesco app will be able to check into the branch, pick up their groceries and leave without having to use a physical in-store till. Instead they’ll… Read More ›

• The Dental Hygienist 2

  By therusswriter on 21st Oct 2021 • ( 0 )

  

  I went to my dental hygienist today. She asked how I had been getting on and I told her I was using an electric toothbrush and she said… “They’re really good as it leaves your other hand free to do… Read More ›

• Noah And God

  By therusswriter on 20th Oct 2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The following is a conversation between Noah and God… Noah: I was watching the weather forecast with that Thomas, Tomas, Tomasz Schafercake…? Louise Lear and she said there’s gonna be a massive flood. Something to do with Global Warming. I… Read More ›

• Old People Getting Covid Vaccinated

  By therusswriter on 20th Oct 2021 • ( 0 )

  

  There is something wrong with old people. Whenever there is a TV news crew around they love to smile and telll them how much they are looking forward to their Covid vaccine. No one looks forward to being stabbed with… Read More ›

• The Golden Age Of Cinema

  By therusswriter on 19th Oct 2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Before having a successful career as a lift engineer, my dad was an assistant projectionist in a London cinema, spooling, among other things, Pathe News and British propaganda films. His love of film carried on throughout his life and he… Read More ›