Whilst walking along the High Street the other day, a guy called out to me, “Excuse me, mate. Could you lend me a quid?” Now, leaving aside the issue that we have never met so the term “mate” is a… Read More ›
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The Perils Of Being A Writer
People often say to me: “It must be a great life being a writer. You can get up when you want; start work when you want, take extended lunch-breaks, watch daytime tv, even take a notebook and sit in the… Read More ›
Welcome to My New Creative Writing Blog
Hi and welcome. Here you will find my inane observations on every subject ranging from Aardvarks to Zyzzyvas and everything in between. Mainly “everything in between” because I’m not an authority on those animals and they’re really hard to find… Read More ›
Paris Olympics
Breakdancing has moved a step closer to being included in the 2024 Paris Olympics after surprisingly achieving more votes than the French Can-Can, the conga, headbanging, air guitar and dad dancing. Apparently, no one could make up their mind about… Read More ›