Noah And God

The following is a conversation between Noah and God… Noah: I was watching the weather forecast with that Thomas, Tomas, Tomasz Schafercake…? Louise Lear and she said there’s gonna be a massive flood. Something to do with Global Warming. I… Read More ›

Mary The Meerkat

A few years ago, after visiting a zoo with my then wife, she asked me if we could adopt one of the animals.“I’m not having a llama in the kitchen,” I fumed. “Not after the last time!”She then told me… Read More ›

Pampered Pets

Whilst on a train coming into London Victoria, I noticed a sign saying Battersea Dogs And Cats Home. That’s good news, I thought. I didn’t know they’d been away.Their owners must have loved them lots as the sign was massive… Read More ›