I woke early and did some mini houseworky things to make my flat more presentable. I even changed the bedding and hoovered the bedroom carpet. I’m not sure what I was expecting from someone who was just coming out to assess… Read More ›
Animals
Snooker
With the World Snooker Championships in full swing, I am reminded that, despite my valiant attempts to mis-spend my youth in a similar manner to the professional snooker players, I would never be as successful at the sport as they… Read More ›
The Butterfly Effect
I have no idea how it happened. To enter my flat, you have to get through a locked communal door facing the road, up a flight of stairs and through the locked door of my flat. All the windows are… Read More ›
Bizarre Burglary
My mum had recently died and I was living at home with my dad. He needed a break to gather his thoughts and had accepted an invite from my brother and his family to go on holiday with them. I… Read More ›
Noah And God
The following is a conversation between Noah and God… Noah: I was watching the weather forecast with that Thomas, Tomas, Tomasz Schafercake…? Louise Lear and she said there’s gonna be a massive flood. Something to do with Global Warming. I… Read More ›
Mary The Meerkat
A few years ago, after visiting a zoo with my then wife, she asked me if we could adopt one of the animals.“I’m not having a llama in the kitchen,” I fumed. “Not after the last time!”She then told me… Read More ›
Pampered Pets
Whilst on a train coming into London Victoria, I noticed a sign saying Battersea Dogs And Cats Home. That’s good news, I thought. I didn’t know they’d been away.Their owners must have loved them lots as the sign was massive… Read More ›
Russ Writes 