Shoplifting

Wish You Were Here

During the recent one-day heatwave, I visited Margate by myself and discovered that going to the seaside as a solo guy isn’t as great as going with my fiancée.Firstly, without your partner or kids, you can’t go swimming in the… Read More ›

CCTV

Many councils across England are reducing the number of CCTV cameras because of financial cutbacks. Some have failed to capture a single crime.As a small child, I would often steal 11p Airfix paint pots from Woolworth’s.Over time I must have… Read More ›